So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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An atheist walks into a church

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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whats long and green? weed

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Welcome to die!

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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