Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock piss off

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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