What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock piss off

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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