- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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