What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Welcome to die!

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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