My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

i cant think of one.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Nock Nock It's open.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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