- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

I can't see my forehead

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Women's rights.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Sac

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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