why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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women's rights

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Anti Joke

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