- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

I can't see my forehead

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Women's rights.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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