- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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