- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

women's rights.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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