yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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