- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Today is May 18 2016.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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