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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

YES! EXACTLY!

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

knock knock who's there aids

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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