- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Wy did the chicken?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's 9+10? 19

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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