- Anti Joke

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

Worst joke ever

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!