- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

bitches be crafty.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Hey Shea

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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