- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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