Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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I need a good anti joke....

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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I ponder

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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