What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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