- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Dogs

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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