- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Stephen Walking.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Knock, knock. answers door

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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