Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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I said I hate niiggers

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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