- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Tim and Eric

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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