how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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