Your Mom.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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A homosexual walks into a church

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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whats a dick a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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