- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Samantha

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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