Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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