Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

whats 2+2? 4

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

you know whats funny the letter Q

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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