- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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