Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A black man in a country bar.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Cancer.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Anti Joke

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