Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

your mother hates you

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

The Barackness Monster

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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