- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Knock knock --Come in.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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