What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

i have yougurt with tractor

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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