Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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