What is 8 times 4? 32

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Penisland

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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