What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Anti Joke

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