what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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raping black women

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