Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Your mom is so fat...

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

i can't stand cripple jokes

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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