How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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I was born.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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