Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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