You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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I need a good anti joke....

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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