Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Your mom is so fat...

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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