What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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