What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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I am a n1gger.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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