Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

mc hammers income.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

ugh good riddance

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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