how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Anti Joke

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