"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

we all know sammi has a penis

im a dragon, no im not

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

your mother hates you

*you're

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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