What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Justin Bieber got laid

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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