What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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