What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Yes!

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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