Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

terry stockton is straight

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

colby doesnt shave

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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