- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I masturbated by myself

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Johan showering. . . AWK

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Niki Minaj's ass

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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