- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What's the deal with airline food?

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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