Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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nba live 13

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Snausages.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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