Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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meme

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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porn-hub

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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E= McVagina

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Your social life.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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