When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Jews

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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