What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Women's rights

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Butt Sex.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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