Women's rights.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Straight men can be bronies.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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