- Anti Joke

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Darude - Sandstorm

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Busted? What the hell is going on?

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.