- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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