I saw a poor man named rich

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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GONNA

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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knock knock go away

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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