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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Wade's the father

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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