- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

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