Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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