- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

pickle juice?

Scientology.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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