What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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