when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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An asian without a future.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Jaden McMichael

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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