- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do you call an amazing person Good

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