- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

girls basketball

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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