- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

hey guys what's up?

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Get in the car.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Knock knock. Come in.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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