What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Anti Joke

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