- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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