- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Cleveland winning something

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Woman rights.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

i cant think of one.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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