Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

hi to the world fromthe world

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Well educated black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

I'm a raging homosexual.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

i dont like attention whores lol

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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