- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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