what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

? I hate niiggers ?

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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