Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

whats the best thing about polio...death

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

woman's rights

Women Driving.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Roey Jegen

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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