Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

how now brown cow. WTF.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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