what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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