Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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i like tits

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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GONNA

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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