knock, knock come in

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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