- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

so dont touch it.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

WNBA

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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