- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Samantha

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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