Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

justin bieber

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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