Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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you will now laugh.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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ecks! why zee?

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