Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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