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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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