what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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this is not a joke

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Tim and Eric

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Anti Joke

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