A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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19th amendment

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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