- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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