A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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