- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Knock, Knock. Come In.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What number comes after 29? 30.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

your father died

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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