What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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