If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

My pet rock died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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