Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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GONNA

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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My pet rock died.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Anti Joke

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