Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Hello

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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