When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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