Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What is White over Black? Society.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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