Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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obama

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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she wasn't 18

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Do you believe this will change?

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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