What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A midget walks under a bar

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

the cast of the jersey shore

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Twenty-Four

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Get in the Batmobile.

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