What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

I just found out i have cancer.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's better than sex? Nothing

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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