What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Punch line.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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