- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Yes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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