yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

how now brown cow. WTF.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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