So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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