- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

God is real

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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