Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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knock knock who's there aids

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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