This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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