What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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