Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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baskets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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