- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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