Womens rights.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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bob saget

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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