What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Women.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Matt is not funny.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

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