- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Ms. Smoot's class

What's the difference between a duck?

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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