Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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womens rights to vote

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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a ginger has a soul

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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