- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

I had my period 3 days ago.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

So. The gays. ...

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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