Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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