What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Knock knock --Come in.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Anti Joke

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