What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Civil Rights.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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