- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

i have yougurt with tractor

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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