knock knock Come in!!!

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Niki Minaj's ass

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Not Steve Jobs

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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