Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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