- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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