Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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mark is mark

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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I Have a Black Friend

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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