Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Soccer...

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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