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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What is 9 + 10? 21

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Does this napkin chloroform?

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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