What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Are you Drew?

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