A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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( o Y o )

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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feces

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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