JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Bloody kids ...

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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