That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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