Women's Rights.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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K.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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