Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

poo is yummy

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

thumb_up thumb_down -43

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

thumb_up thumb_down -49

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

thumb_up thumb_down -55

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

thumb_up thumb_down -65

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

thumb_up thumb_down -85

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops