Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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