- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

who is awesome? no one...

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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