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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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