Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Kelly Clarkson

That's not what she said.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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