- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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