- Anti Joke

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss