- Anti Joke

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.