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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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