A Irish man walks our of a bar

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

raping black women

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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