What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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