Justin Beiber

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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