- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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