What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

You should never talk to strangers.

1 Jew XD

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Knock knock --Come in.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Mrs. Welsh

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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