- Anti Joke

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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